Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Monday, February 17, 2014
funny Personal Injury Accident Claims

A man describes an unhappy episode in his life, with the camera focusing first on his face. He is an African-American with a sad voice and sad eyes. The man describes how hazard brutally interrupted what might have been the game of his life, and you automatically pictures MBA scenes against the white wall behind him. You think that is a hospital wall, you believe that a remote controller is what an excellent athlete has left from his dynamic former life, and you sympathize.
But, as the camera backs off, and the story is more precise, your mental picture is contradicted. The wall belongs to a nice sitting room where this couch potato is perfectly happy with a joystick, not a remote controller in his hand, while depicting himself as a victim of his electricity provider. This hilarious commercial expresses credibly the ineffectiveness of serious solicitors when faced with imaginary trauma, but ends with a commonsensical advice which only reinforces the funny side: Don't forget, you need to be injured!
Apart from commercials, the internet presents curious readers with lots of funny quotes taken directly from real life reimbursement requests. The more serious the situation we perceive underneath, the funniest we find the way claimants expressed it. If these quotes are not faked, descriptions such as: "An invisible car came out of nowhere, hit my car and vanished", "A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face", or the truly murderous "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car" have actually been written by legally responsible adults filling in claim forms.
Nevertheless, in a solicitor's office these twisted testimonies are no object of fun. Experienced solicitors know many of these apparently funny stories are the result of claiming, for the good reasons or not, very soon after the collision occurred. They are the direct expression of an emotional and mental gap between unwanted irreversible events and the natural incapacity of the involved to adjust.
When the person who is legally responsible for a mishap is equally or even more severely affected by its consequences than the victim, no one involved remains untouched. The solicitors might lack the kind of humor that we are debating here. But they will use all their skill, their legal experience and their capacity to handle sensitive events for turning apparently funny and in true terribly sad personal injury accident claims into legal formulas of restoring normality in real victims' lives.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
ActiveMusician.com and Ibanez USA: Holiday Guitar Giveaway
How winning the guitar would make your life better and influence the music you create"
Should I win this "Ibanez RG350DX (in white as shown). A derivative of the Steve Vai JEM guitar, this solidbody electric guitar has a retail value of $533.32 US" shown below, I would be better able to learn the guitar. I currently have an Ibanez RG120 and the Trem Block is starting to crack. It would be better in the long run to purchase a new guitar than to spend the money on a new trem block, seeing that my current RG120 is about $120. Sadly, I am unable to afford a new guitar at this time. I have no sad story to present you but I just simply can't afford a new guitar at this time.
Should I win this "Ibanez RG350DX (in white as shown). A derivative of the Steve Vai JEM guitar, this solidbody electric guitar has a retail value of $533.32 US" shown below, I would be better able to learn the guitar. I currently have an Ibanez RG120 and the Trem Block is starting to crack. It would be better in the long run to purchase a new guitar than to spend the money on a new trem block, seeing that my current RG120 is about $120. Sadly, I am unable to afford a new guitar at this time. I have no sad story to present you but I just simply can't afford a new guitar at this time.
ActiveMusician.com and Ibanez USA have joined forces to present the Holiday Guitar Giveaway. Simply follow the entry instructions below for a chance to win a signature rock guitar, the Ibanez RG350DX (in white as shown). A derivative of the Steve Vai JEM guitar, this solidbody electric guitar has a retail value of $533.32 US. Now, with a little warmth, it can be yours just in time for the holidays.
To enter, simply do the following:
1. Write a blog post that explains how winning the guitar would make your life better and influence the music you create
2. In your post, link to this blog post announcing the contest. To make it easy, you can use this shortened URL:
3. After you publish your blog post, fill in the entry form to the right: See page for entry form.
One entry per person. Entries must be received before December 15, 2010 EST, with a winner selected later that day and notified soon after. Bonus points if you can get your social friends to retweet, comment, link and share your post.
If you're not into blogging, you can also:
* Create your post on our Facebook wall
* Create your post as a comment on the blog post announcing the contest
and then submit the URL of our Facebook wall or blog post as the blog post URL in the entry form.
To enter, simply do the following:
1. Write a blog post that explains how winning the guitar would make your life better and influence the music you create
2. In your post, link to this blog post announcing the contest. To make it easy, you can use this shortened URL:
3. After you publish your blog post, fill in the entry form to the right: See page for entry form.
One entry per person. Entries must be received before December 15, 2010 EST, with a winner selected later that day and notified soon after. Bonus points if you can get your social friends to retweet, comment, link and share your post.
If you're not into blogging, you can also:
* Create your post on our Facebook wall
* Create your post as a comment on the blog post announcing the contest
and then submit the URL of our Facebook wall or blog post as the blog post URL in the entry form.
Hooks for Ladders
Writing acoustic songs to counter the metal music they were used to playing. They started playing acoustic cover songs at local pubs, coffee shops, sports bars,and restaurants but there hearts are still in the original songs they write. There mission is to get there music heard and out to the world.
...any way you cut it, Hooks for Ladders is producing great music and like their bio states, they need to get their music "out to the world."
...any way you cut it, Hooks for Ladders is producing great music and like their bio states, they need to get their music "out to the world."
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